世界最爛導演 魔人烏波將推出《殭屍大屠殺 Zombie Massacre 》

號稱魔人烏波的德國導演烏波·鮑爾(Uwe Boll)傳出新電影的消息了!!! 這位霸佔「世界最爛導演」頭銜好年、專門改編(糟蹋)經典遊戲的德國導演魔人烏波,即將推出他所監製的電影《殭屍大屠殺 Zombie Massacre 》。

是的,不意外這又是一部改編同名遊戲的電影。如同他之前說說的,在要求他退出的聯合簽名達到100萬人之前,烏波打算會一直拍下去!!! (相關連結 魔人烏波別再拍電影聯署網站: http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html)

本片烏波雖然只是掛名監製,本片的導演是來自義大利的Luca Boni、Marco Ristori,但是他們的前作《食死徒》(Eaters)也是一部被人罵翻了的強作。看來是因為他們的波長很合得來,所以得到魔人烏波的賞視願意提供資金給他們拍攝這部《殭屍大屠殺》。


是的,這位仁兄就是名導演 Uwe Boll
電影的海報上的「烏波·鮑爾出品」, 還有「There is no hope.」本片沒有希望(誤)的標語,都讓人看得心驚膽跳。到底爛片界的霸者會表現的如何呢....我只能說沒有被烏波荼毒過的人可能不會明白.....糾竟,現在魔人烏波將會帶給人們什麼樣的震撼呢?

歐~對了,其實這篇文章的目的,應該是提醒大家小心,魔人烏波又要回來了。


PS. 如果你想體會魔人烏波把好遊戲改編成爛電影的能力(沒有一部在IMDB榜上超過5分,名列百大爛片進榜四部BloodRayne2, Seed, House of the Dead, Alone in Dark),可以參考以下片單:

‧死亡鬼屋(House of the Dead 1,2)
‧鬼屋魔影(Alone in the Dark)
‧末日危城(Dungeon Siege)
‧吸血萊恩(BloodyRayne 1,2)
‧喋血街頭(Postal)
‧極地戰嚎(Far Cry)

充滿烏波味的《殭屍大屠殺》預告片 ZOMBIE MASSACRE - Teaser

魔人烏波這位導演時在是太歡樂了,再分享幾則網路上流傳的軼事與各位分享:

1. 影評Rob Vaux對烏波的Alone in the Dark(2005)的評語,非常毒可是也十分中肯:「所有爛電影的導演們,都可以抬頭挺胸,走在陽光下面了!他們可以心安理得地告訴自己:『沒關係,我還有救!因為至少Alone in the Dark不是我拍的!』」。

2. Metal Gear製作人小島秀夫聽到謠言,說Uwe Boll有興趣要拍Metal Gear電影時,立刻做出以下的澄清:「想都別想!我不知道為甚麼Uwe Boll會講出這種話。我們從來沒跟他討論過這個問題,而且我們也絕對不可能找他合作拍電影!」此外,Uwe Boll也曾表示想拍攝魔獸爭霸的電影,當然也是馬上遭到暴風雪公司的拒絕。 (感謝老天!)

3. 在2006年,烏波公開向所有尖酸刻薄的影評們下了戰帖,打一場十回合的拳擊賽。參賽的影評,總共有五位,Uwe Boll出戰五場,五場全勝。 (註:Uwe Boll之前是德國職業拳擊手。)

4. 據傳某位影評訪問了Uwe Boll工作的拍片現場,並訪問了片場中的一些工作人員。其中一段對話是這樣的:
影評:「知道你們辛苦拍出來的東西是大爛片,你們不會覺得良心不安嗎?」
工作人員:「不會。」
影評:「為甚麼!?」
工作人員:「因為我們絕對不會去看自己拍出來的電影。」

5. 魔人烏波應該是第一個有人想聯署請他不要拍片的大導演了。這件事情也有媒體在公開訪問時訪問了烏波本人的想法。大導演烏波則是很寫意地回答,一萬八千多人是沒有辦法說服他的。那麼,要多少人連署他才肯罷手呢?一百萬人。所以,有了前面所提到的魔人烏波別再拍電影的聯署網站。(註:目前已累積到超過36萬個聯署。)

6. 歐,一定有人想問魔人烏波可以一直有錢拍電影呢?這是因為德國法律規定,任何投資給德國電影公司的金錢,都可以抵稅。所以,這位偉大的前德國職業拳擊手,才可以這樣有恃無恐地繼續拍爛片。

偉哉。魔人烏波傳說。

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